Questions I Had About Murphy Brown When I Watched It As A Six-Year-Old Boy

Is her NAME Murphy Brown?

Wait, is her real name Murphy Brown or Candice Bergen? Because those are dumb names.

How come she’s dressed like that?

Where did that short man get those funny glasses?

Why is she gonna have a baby?

Is this show…the kind of show for laughing at?

Okay, she’s Murphy. And that guy is Eldin? And that’s Corky? And then Jim? How come Jim didn’t get a fun name?

I’m glad Frank got that new furniture. It’s nice.