The Kinds Of Things That Would Have to Happen For Me To Take Up Frisbee Golf

Blackjack Pizza starts a scholarship program for free pizza, and the primary sport is frisbee golf.

Semi-apocalyptic future where, after being convicted of a murder I didn’t commit, I’m forced to participate in a deadly game for the entertainment of the general public. And that game is frisbee golf.

Frisbees, it turns out, are made out of pizza. And you can just eat the pizza frisbees and not play golf with them.

In a bid to win the love of a beautiful princess, myself and another man must battle on the fields of frisbee golf, and only then can…wait, no on that one. Still wouldn’t do it.