Guys, thanks for having me. I have some good proposals. Here we go.
Okay, number one. Big Johnson Billiards: A Huge throbbing dick.
Uh. Not quite there. But good first…maybe, let’s move on to the next one.
Sure, sure. Okay, I got one for softball. Because I figure, like, guys play softball in rec leagues and stuff. Alright, Big Johnson Softball: My penis is gigantic and women want to do sex on it.
Hmm. See, I think you might have missed some of what we’re going for. It’s more innuendo most of the time. Not just the thing.
Right. No, I get it. Here we go. Let’s try this one. Big Johnson Tennis: Really, really big, cartoon schlong on a nerdy guy.
Let’s just. Let’s just keep going. Just go ahead and rapid fire these.
Yeah, alright. Let’s see. Big Johnson Golf: A huge penis shaft flanked by gigantic balls, as in testicles.
Big Johnson Dentistry: I jacked off in this lady’s mouth one time.
Well, at least that one had the job and the penis stuff related.
Right? Okay, Big Johnson Crayola Factory Worker: Sure I work in a factory, but the vein that runs along my crank is bigger than most people’s entire member.
Thanks. Thank you. That will be quite enough.
Hey, cool. Thanks, guys. Same time tomorrow?