I Have A Very Particular Set of…

…allergies that prevent me from traveling on an airline. So I really hope you are close-by.

 

…accounting credentials. So while I can’t come and beat you up to get my daughter back, I CAN do a solid calculation and tell you I pretty much met my ROI on her already and don’t NEED to come get her.

 

…antique dolls that I keep in my home. Which, looking around the room here, I can tell you did not take. So first things first, thank you for being careful around my antique doll collection.

 

…rituals I do in the home before I can really do much of anything. It’s an OCD thing. But after that, after I lock the deadbolt and unlock it exactly 6 times, I will come for you.

 

…acting credentials that make this film very compelling and also bizarre.