-Little Free Libraries are small collections of books set out for public borrowing.
-Little Free Libraries should be filled with relevant, current materials that will be attractive to potential borrowers.
-Little Free Libraries should appear attractive, if perhaps a little homemade.
-Little Free Libraries are not a good method of disposing of old analog pornography.
-Little Free Libraries are not a good method of storing old analog pornography, and if your spouse finds out then you can just say that someone else must have stuck a bunch of porno in your Little Free Library. That turns your Little Free Library into a Big Fat Lie-brary.
-Little Free Libraries should not, under any circumstances, be filled with items attractive to children and also wasps.
-Little Free Libraries should not, under any circumstances, be filled with items attractive to children and also yellowjackets.
-In fact, Little Free Libraries should not be filled with any sort of creature even remotely in the bee realm. Stop trying to get off on a technicality on this one.
-Little Free Library is not a good pet name for your partner’s genitalia.
-Little Free Libraries should not be designed to harm others. That’s a pretty good rule.
-Little Free Libraries are best placed outside of a home. Not in a dank basement. Or mounted to the rear of a vehicle.
-Little Free Libraries are not a good place to put a single copy of Perks of Being A Wallflower, and then you just watch all day for your soul mate to come along and take it.
-Little Free Libraries are not a good place to put several copies of Wild Animus. What is that book, and why is it everywhere?