Roc. Because they would spend every episode re-explaining what that was.
Normal, Ohio. Because the dream of gay John Goodman died with that show and it’s just too painful.
The Scary Door. Because that’s a show within a show and then we’ll definitely know we’ve gone too far with this concept.
Dragonball Z. Because there’s like 3 minutes of plot per episode as it is.
Married…With Children. Because the only thing I really want to hear is what made that studio audience so goddamn excitable.
Maron. Because that’s already a show about a show.
Frasier. Because that theme song is intolerable and I worry that Roz never really found what she was searching for all her life.