Picker: Well, old timer. What do you have in that barn that might interest us?
Farmer: I mean, horses. Horse stables. Hay. Horse manure.
Picker: Right, right. But next to that: Classic car? Norton motorcycle? James Gandolfini Death Mask?
Farmer: No. No, I keep barn things in my barn. This is an actual farm, sir. Not a storage lot.
Picker: I have found a lot of things of value in peoples’ barns over the years. Stuff they said wouldn’t be there. They didn’t know it was so valuable. Don’t you maybe have something like that?
Farmer: I swear to god. Barn stuff. Farm stuff. All in use.
Picker: I’m gonna take a look.
[Progressive Insurance commercial for the millionth time]
Picker: Well. Fuck.