1. Tell us about your dog’s plans for his visit to the Los Angeles area.
2. Have you considered the rewards and simplicity of a Tomagotchi, or possibly a Gigapet?
3. Are you okay being seated next to another passenger who, in order to soothe her anxiety, flies with a spider?
4. Does it help if the spider wears a tiny vest with 8 leg holes?
5. Because he doesn’t, but we were just curious what parts of things do and do not work for you.
6. Is there something about the in-flight experience that you feel your dog would enjoy?
7. Is there something about your dog that other passengers might enjoy? (acceptable answers include hilarious-looking dogs, exceptionally-lazy dogs, or dogs that are very, very fat).
8. Please provide the names of three friends who we can contact and ask, “What do you say about this dog when you leave your friend’s house?”
9. How many mysteries has your dog solved in last financial quarter?
10. Can you lift your dog over your head?