Okay, today was pretty light. I briefly viewed a Santa. In preparation for playing Santa myself this Friday.
Somehow I decided that my main problem was that I don’t have a very Santa-y voice. Although I tend to stay up late the night before Fridays, so maybe that will make up for it. I guess I could smoke prior?
I keep thinking about doing some practice. Say some Santa phrases. Ho Ho Ho. Hello there. Uh, other things. Have a candy cane. But as soon as I start, I feel weird about it. Doing a Santa voice. Which is strange because I do other voices in my apartment or my car all the time. Not in a skilled way. In a weird way.
Oh, AND, I was informed that a Santa group has rented our meeting room that morning. So there will definitely be two Santas in the building, which seems like a terrible idea. Especially because now I’ll have direct Santa competition.
Too many fucking Santas.