Things That Are Somehow Okay to Say About a Pool but Not an Apartment

“It wasn’t too bad, although it was full of bug corpses.”

“There were about 30 shirtless boys playing around in there.”

“Before you go in you have to put on shorts with built-in mesh underwear.”

“After I got out my hair was all tangled and crusty.”

“A band-aid was just hanging out on the floor.”