Librarian of the Year Diary: Day 10

Day 10:
There were some problems bolting the machetes together. Mostly I didn’t know how to make a hole in machetes. Usually if I want to make a hole in something, like a tree or a worm, I use a machete. How do you make a hole in a machete with another machete?

Well, you don’t.

But that’s when I realized, why make machetes into scissors? Scissors are like machetes for weaklings. Wouldn’t it be much more badass for someone to cut the ribbon at your mall if he dove on it with two machetes?

I did spray the handles gold anyway, and also all the parts of the machete that aren’t the handles, I painted those gold too. We’re ready to open some shit!