Be nice to nerds. But not too nice. Chances are you’ll end up working for one, and you’re going to want to be used to thrashing a nerd here and again.
Be not nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one. And when that happens you’ll really want those nerd-bashing memories to carry you through the tough days.
Be nice to nerds. Girl nerds. They could turn out very attractive. Damn it, you just can’t tell until it’s too late.
Lie about how you used to be nice to nerds. Chances are your nerd boss will be too wrapped up in nerd shit to actually go back and verify anything you say.