Hello, Cat.
Where do you keep all your stuff?
Is this a floss container for you to play with, or did you turn this into something you play with because no one is here to stop you?
I wonder if I could put a bag of cat litter in my car to piss in. For emergencies. Seems like it might work.
Do you need anything? Can I…something from the store?
I’m sorry. This is how I pet other cats. We haven’t met. I know I’m doing this wrong. I’m so sorry. Let’s just get through this.
God I hope your owner doesn’t have web cams in here. Or at least they don’t have sound. Or they really like Party In The USA.
Well, I guess I could tell you, the wifi network isn’t named after you, and the password isn’t your name either. Sorry, buddy. Is there a second, deceased cat that might have been around? And allow me access to the internet?