“There’s hairs that MIGHT be pubes all over the bathroom floor. I need more Swiffer pads…”
“Let’s check the manager special bread in the back…”
“I accidentally bought one pair of low-rise woman’s jeans but I wear them anyway…”
“It’s important to that your cat likes me. I bought her a laser pen…”
“Hanging sweaters gets them all stretched out. I never hang sweaters…”
“I’ve been blending chard with my kale in the morning…”