The Invention Of Sign Language

Thank you all for coming.  The work we do today will echo into the ages.  Well, not echo.  That’s a bad way of describing it.  I mean, that’s a sound.  And this is for the deafs.  At any rate, let’s get down to the business of dividing words.  We’ll pick words and then go from there.

Okay, first up.  Cardboard.  Cardboard.  Anyone got anything good for cardboard?  C’mon guys.  First word.  Let’s do this.  Thank you, Eric.

Next word.  Balls.  That’s Balls as in testicles.  Anyone-

Oh, Pete.  An enthusiastic hand up there.  Thank you.  Balls marked down under Pete here….

Moving right along, looks like we’ve got Butt.  Anyone want-

Pete again.  Great!  Glad someone’s interested in getting this project off the ground.

Next word here.   Magazine.  Magazine.  Anyone for Magazine?  Magazine.

No takers?  Someone?  Jennifer?  Can I put you down for Magazine?  Thank you.

Next, Grotesque Flopping Penis.  Can I get someone-

Pete!  Again, it’s Pete with the save!  The rest of you should look to Pete’s enthusiastic example here.  We’d be done in no time.

Let’s see here.  We’ve got Diarrhea..