In looking at some apartments, I figured, Hey, let’s use that Google Maps shit to check out the neighborhood. See what it’s like.
Well, that’s not so bad. I mean, couple of kids and a little sister walking a ways behind. Seems pretty normal.
Ah. Hmm. A little more aggressive there. Although he’s in front of a nice house, flower pot. And is he getting a newspaper? A shirtless man double flipping the Google van. All I can come up with is that he’s robbing this home and stealing the newspaper as the final insult. While that’s not great from a crime stance, I respect his thoroughness.
Damn Google, that’s getting a bit artsy.
Well, Wendy’s is popular in the area. I don’t know how to feel about that. I eat it. But I’d like to move into a neighborhood where I’m the WORST person. Not LIKE the other people.
Daddy was on the Google camera today. Taking a shade.
Well, I’m sold. If the girls have such hot knees that one has to be blurred out, that’s the hood for me.