Breaking Up With Book Club

Dear Read a Million Book Club,

I just wanted to say right off that I think you’re really, really great.

And now that I said that, I’m breaking up with you.  You’re just too much for me to handle.  I have a hard time organizing things and making it all work.  I have grown tired of the bad flack after every selection.  I guess this is me saying, it’s not you, it’s me.

I’m sure your members will go on to do wonderful things.  They are welcome to continue meeting, of course, and I hope they will be happy.

Best,
Pete