Helpful Snowman Name Contest!

Help me name my motorcycle!

Winner will win a goddamn prize!

The rules:
-Don’t pick your own name.  That’s dumb.  You’re dumb.
-Don’t be dumb and pick something like “FaggotHAWG.”  That’s dumb.  You’re dumb, too.
-Post response on ORIGINAL POST, not Facebook, dummy!
-In addition to the name, you must supply a “Why.”  At least 2 sentences.