many people know Dr. Light as the kindly scientist with the Santa-like appearance who created Mega Man, a fighting robot meant to defeat the evil robot masters created by Dr. Wily. However, once the evil robot masters were defeated, Dr. Light, caught in a quagmire of bizarre copyright infringement issues and penniless, began lashing out using his creation.
Dr. Light:
Mega, I need you to do something for me.
Mega Man:
Of course! Is Dr. Wily at it again?
Dr. Light:
No. I mean, sort of. Sort of he definitely is. Here’s what I need you to do.
Mega Man:
I’m ready!
Dr. Light:
I want you to go ahead and break into the Google campus. This is where you’ll find the enemy.
Mega Man:
Okay. Got it. Then what? Defeat the evil Google Man? Take his power?
Dr. Light:
Yes, yes. Defeat, uh, Google Man and definitely make sure to steal all the plans you find on him. All the plans. And, uh, don’t be fooled. He will probably look like a bunch of servers instead of a robot man.
Mega Man:
Right! No problem.
Dr. Light:
Excellent. And on your way back there’s also an Arby’s. Arby Man is out, but you can weaken him by using your arm cannon to force all the people working there to hand over all the beef and cheddars you can carry.