-Change the name of your drink. Because it sounds like a drink that is for helping you shit. Some name suggestions include every word made except for “Ensure.”
-Stop calling this a shake. A shake is made out of ice cream and is extremely delicious. This is not made out of ice cream and best described as Highly Tolerable.
-Lose the crazy metal lid.
-Instead of having flavors like Milk Chocolate or Vanilla, better describe the real flavors. Ground Up Vitamins in Milk, for example.
-I want the #1 Doctor Recommended medicines. I don’t necessarily want the #1 Doctor Recommended beverage. That’s not a huge seller in this case.
-Various advertisements have led me to believe that every drink needs more Taurine. So more Taurine.
-The viscosity of this is wrong. I don’t know if it’s too thick or too thin, but one of them. As also shown by the fact that the first word I thought of to describe it was “viscosity” as opposed to “texture.”
-Nobody is so crazy as to pour this into a tall, frosty glass. So stop showing that on the sides of the bottle.