Cracker Hierarchy

Ritz Crackers

ritz

Delicious, golden-brown, each individual cracker is like stepping into a fancy hotel room.  It’s familiar, prefectly-appointed, yet feels just a little bit like home.

Town House

townhouse

Though not as fancy and well-known as Ritz, Town House provides everything that the cracker lover needs.  Lighter on salt, not quite the perfect golden hue, but they work great for dips and slices of cheese eaten alone in front of the TV.

 

Pete’s Apartment Crackers

 

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Mostly horrible, packaged in your standard cardboard box that’s always just a little bit wet for some reason, Pete’s Apartment Crackers aren’t so much crackers as compressed insect wafers.