Alright everybody, settle down. We’ve got these great powders with weird drugs in them. They are approved in NO WAY. In fact, we’re just sending a guy to put them in the store in the night and hoping that no one questions it.
So today’s big question: What should the packaging look like for these things. I need ideas here.
How about a thing that looks like a vitamin container?
Good. Good, I like where this is going. Like a vitamin container. But let’s make it like a vitamin container except completely bizarre and untrustworthy. How can we really kill the credibility of the product…
We could make it ridiculously huge.
Perfect! Yes! So huge that it would never fit in any sort of cabinet or cupboard! That’s perfect. It’s so stupid. What kind of product used in the kitchen would be designed so that it could never fit in a cabinet? Good, what else?
We could use designs for what people thought futuristic products would look like in the 80’s?
YES! YEEESSSS! Laser colors! Flames! White plastic! Plastic painted to look like metal! These are great ideas, guys. And they won’t fit in a cabinet so, haha, get this, assholes will have these out ON THE COUNTER! Right there on the kitchen counter! Like goddamn animals!
Sir? I have one more idea. Maybe we could fill the containers about 1/3 of the way? And then just say that it’s the product settling during shipment?
Wow. Who are you again? Do you need a bigger office? You know what, forget it. I don’t know who you are, that means you need a bigger office. That’s genius. That’s absolute genius. A big, huge container that’s not even close to full.
Alright guys, let’s take a break. We’ve earned it.