Ahem. If I may.
Why in the name of holy fuck would a person use packing peanuts when sending TOWELS in the mail? I am absolutely dying to know what happened at the warehouse here. A fundamental misunderstanding of mass and density? A standard protocol of insanity? Perhaps the last act of a man moments after his brain stopped receiving oxygen and just before he died? I need an answer. Yes, maybe that’s pathetic. But right now, all I’ve got in my life is this. So for the love of all that is Christ, someone help me out here.