Wow, what a nice bathroom, huh? Haven’t you always wanted to sit face-to-face with someone while they were shitting? To see every contortion and strain in their face? To experience to odors as though they were your own?
Hey, you could even hold hands. Really take the journey together. It would be nice to know that, no matter how bad things got on the toilet, there would always be someone with you on the toilet.
On the plus, standing on the chair and peeing affords an opportunity to absolutely DESTROY a bathroom.