Alright, we’re ready to ship. Now, let me ask you guys, how many of these things should we sell in one package? We’re obviously not going the apple route. One? ONE?! That’s a pain in the ass, each one being its own unit. Ha, and I’m just expected to MAGICALLY know how many apples I might want to eat between a trip to the store and my next trip?
Grapes, that’s also bullshit. About 4 billion. Plus some twigs.
So let’s call it an even 80. I mean, if people eat 2 oranges every day, which I’m assuming they do, then they’ll need a lot of these, especially because my calculations tell me that one clementine is about 1/25th of your standard orange. Someone do the math on that, but only to prove how right I am.
Done deal.
Next topic: How are we coming along on coating boxed raisins in what appears to be dried tobacco juice?