00:01 “That little guitar riff…what is that? That sounds so familiar.”
00:08: “Oh wow. Ohhhh wow. Do not touch anything unless it’s something that makes this louder. Ah, wow.”
00:10-00:18: [singing along with complete confidence of knowing the words]
00:19: Come across the line that I always said as “I talk snow all the time” and think how that makes no sense. Gradually fade out on the singing.
00:47: Uh-oh. I’m actually getting a little sad. Haha, oh well.
01:09: Oh god. Oh no. This is too much. Alright man, maintain. Maintain. Just get to the part about turning the radio up, we’ll be fine.
01:20: Oh, 90’s drums.
01:43: I THOUGHT I WOULD LIVE FOREVER TOO AND NOW I AM ALSO NOT SO SURE AND NOW I JUST RIPPED THE SHOWER CURTAIN DOWN OFF THE BAR AND KIND OF REGRET IT BUT REALLY HAVE NO GOOD WAYS OF MANAGING MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW.
02:08: Why am I such a fuckup?
02:34: Jesus, can’t you see that I’m…that Lisa is hurting here and just Stay!?
02:49: Alright, get it together. Your boss let you call in that one time because you said this song came on and you just couldn’t handle it, but I think that’s only because it was such a novel, weird excuse that he didn’t know how to handle it. Probably won’t work twice.
02:59: Alright, made it. Let’s dry off and swear to never listen to that again.