Time It Might, MIGHT Be Okay to Start With “Since the Dawn of Time…”

Since the dawn of time we’ve all been dreading the late Sunday afternoon of time.

Since the dawn of time I have been alive because I am a strange creature who has always been and always will be.  Hi, I’m Xanthro the Unending, and this is my story.

Since the dawn of time there has been stuff happening.  We’re going to discuss some of that really old stuff, then skip way, WAY the hell ahead to some stuff.  Can I connect it?  Stick around and find out.

Since the dawn of time- that’s how long I’ve been into the Clash.  So dude, don’t even try.

Since the dawn of time could be very different times depending on whether you feel time is a real thing or just a human construct, which just so happens to be the topic of this treatise.