If Guys From My Gym Live Tweeted Their Workouts

GymmieGym @oldmanballs  3h

Another day, another pair of beige shorts, another workout

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs  2h

Found gum under bench in locker room.  Decided to bend around and check under all benches #totesnude

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h

If I’m wearing short shorts that are 3X shorter than they should be, are they short short-shorts?

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h

Taking the elevator up. To the gym.  In order to conserve energy for stationary bike.  That’s working smarter, not harder.

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h

I’m one handle change away from total cable machine domination!  Mwahahaha!

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h

Finally they lowered the pressure on the drinking fountain like I asked.  I guess others aren’t into sucking water from the pipe.

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h

Half way through treadmillling before realized my shirt wasn’t tucked into my short shorts.  Embarrassing.

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h

Drinking Sprite during this workout is really getting me into the zone.  Which is a place where I feel a rare ill/excitable combo emotion.

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h

Lemme get a nice hand chalk going.  Hand sweat is mostly what keeps me from peaking in activities.

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h

A girl is in here.  A living girl.  With a vagina.  Probably.  This changes everything.

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h

Gonna drop this weight from waist height.  Not being able to set a heavy thing down gently proves me am strong.

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GymmieGym @oldmanballs 2h

I think I did it.   Couple hours nude in the locker room and I’m outta here.