How to Gauge My Emotional State Based on Which Song Has the Potential to Make Me Weep

“Nightswimming” by REM – I’m in good shape, but not made of stone here.

“Stay” by Lisa Loeb – Feeling a little nostalgic,  a little too in touch with the emotional side, but still doing alright.

“Simple Man” by Lynyrd Skynyrd – Getting worse.  Sad enough that a cheese factor is irrelevant.  Sad, but fine.

“Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)” by Journey – Call a hospital.