-Your ears have a very odd shape. Especially the hole part. That is all wrong, which is why we do not stay in.
-Your torso is far too long, which is why you can’t have your iPod in your pocket and use these earbuds.
-Your skin color is such that these brilliant white cords look odd. Believe me, it’s not the color itself.
-It’s your hearing. Not that these earphones have terrible sound. It’s something very wrong with your hearing that you should worry about but not get checked out by a doctor.
-I know I mentioned the ears, but that was mostly about the inside. The outside, also very, very strange.
-You should consider getting money for better headphones. Although I would not recommend trying to do so by selling your body, based on the above feedback.