Unattended Children will be given a room temperature glass of water and a long discussion about heartbreak.
Unattended children will be given a pep talk and an unbreakable habit of throwing a baseball all wrong.
Unattended children will be given a cigarette and a frightening ability to stare into the middle distance with dead eyes.
Unattended children will be given an alt country album and a level of comfort with a boxcutter that is completely inappropriate at any age.
Unattended children will be given a pat on the head and a pocketful of ants.