Why Wendy’s is So Rich

Monday Morning:
Oh, crap.  I don’t have anything to eat.  Okay, tonight I’ll go to the grocery store, for sure.  Right after work, straight to the grocery store.

Monday Afternoon:
Screw the store, I’ll go tomorrow.  I’m pretty sure there’s some shit in the cabinet somewhere.

Tuesday Morning:
Today, for sure.  Store.  We’re going to do it hardcore.  Get pumped.

Tuesday Afternoon:
I’m sure there’s leftover whatever shit there was in the cabinet last night.

Wednesday Morning:
Okay, I’m eating half an English Muffin because the other half had been decimated by mold.  For protein, a handful of pickle-flavored sunflower seeds.  Tonight, store.  No more screwing around.

Wednesday Afternoon:
I fear that eating seeds for an entire day may have affected my mood.  Also, fuck the store.

Thursday Morning:
This is cool.  I got up early today, I can go to the store before work.

Thursday Afternoon:
Damn you TNT for lining up a series of movies that I don’t really want to watch, but that when smashed together make it just appealing enough to not go to the store.

Friday Morning:
We’ve got the whole weekend to go to the store.  No problem.

Sunday Afternoon:
I’m far too sad about the weekend being over to go to the store.  Just let me lay on the couch and allow my body to rot in peace.