Dear Pete,
Below you will find sample copy and a list of cookies for which we need descriptions. Please write a brief introduction to each new member of our cookie family.
Sample Copy:
New to the Collection is the crispy Montauk™ cookie, the perfect destination for cookie lovers on a quest for milk chocolate satisfaction. An abundance of creamy milk chocolate chunks baked in a golden cookie offer a true melt-in-your-mouth experience, made even better by a perfectly crisp bite. Like all American Collection cookies, the Montauk is baked with ingredients like real butter and natural vanilla flavor, and like the entire line contains no artificial flavors or preservatives.
Nantucket Dark Chocolate:
[I made about 8 attempts, but could not avoid rhyming “Nantucket” and “Fuck it.” I’ll pass on this one]
Tahoe White Chocolate Macadamia Nut:
Have you ever wondered why White Chocolate and Macadamia Nuts are always paired? Is it because that’s how Subway does it? Because we shouldn’t do things how Subway does them. I prefer tomatoes that are not all green, thanks.
Chesapeake Dark Chocolate Pecan
Eating these cookies, it’s totally awesome. It’s like being on the edge of the bay, a perfect breeze coming in off the water. You’ve just ended a phone conversation with your mom and it went better than expected. Somehow neither of you got mad or frustrated. You hear a foghorn in the distance, and you’re thinking about how everything just might be okay. You just might be able to pull yourself up and start living again. And you’re eating a cookie while that happens.