Mom,
Thanks for everything. You know that Skynyrd song “Simple Man”? Where the mom said all the stuff to the son about following his heart and all that really good stuff? That’s how I feel about you. Except it’s me saying it to you and not the mom saying it to the kid.
Anyway, Skynyrd Forever!
-Brian
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Mom,
Thanks for being around all these years. I’ve been through some tough times, and a lot of it was sex stuff so we couldn’t talk about it really, but you were still nice to me. Big ups.
-Mike
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Mom,
If you admit you like me better than Steve, I’ll admit I like you better than dad. Think it over.
-Dave
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Mom,
Remember how that one time I gave you that shitty soap dish I made in school? And remember how much you said you liked it? And remember how when you bought me Sega you said it was for Christmas AND my next birthday and you actually stuck by that? ANd I played Sonic all day on my birthday and cried? Guess what? Hope you’re still enjoying the shit out of that soap dish, sucka!
-JR
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Mom,
Thanks for not buying me a Starter jacket when I was a kid no matter how much I asked. Everyone who wore one of those is dead. Or I wish they were.
-Abe
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