How to Be More Sensitive in Emails

WRONG:
If you forget chips at the store I will fucking murder you.

RIGHT:
If U forget chips at the store I will fucking murder U 🙂

 

WRONG:
I’ve been waiting 15 minutes.  I’m hungry.  Where are you?

RIGHT:
I’ve been waiting 400 minutes.  I’m starving.  Where the hell are U? |:0)

 

WRONG:
I think something is wrong with the cat.

RIGHT:
I told you not to feed the cat those ribs.  400 times, U numbnuts! @:^()

 

WRONG:
I think we should see other people.

RIGHT:
ItsnotU, itsme  /0 , 7
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