WRONG:
If you forget chips at the store I will fucking murder you.
RIGHT:
If U forget chips at the store I will fucking murder U 🙂
WRONG:
I’ve been waiting 15 minutes. I’m hungry. Where are you?
RIGHT:
I’ve been waiting 400 minutes. I’m starving. Where the hell are U? |:0)
WRONG:
I think something is wrong with the cat.
RIGHT:
I told you not to feed the cat those ribs. 400 times, U numbnuts! @:^()
WRONG:
I think we should see other people.
RIGHT:
ItsnotU, itsme /0 , 7
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