Things Baristas and I Do Not Agree On

-How loud indie music can be in polite company.

-How close to the rim of a cup a hot liquid should reach.

-The length of time an unpackaged brownie can be deemed “fresh baked.”

-Whether posted hours are the actual hours of operation or more of a general guideline to be altered depending on something like a vibe, which I’m sure they have a word for other than “vibe.”

-Bangs.

-The importance of recycling.