“Okay, so you’ve got a guy. He’s wearing no shirt and black jeans. He’s got awesome abs. He dives off of a high-tech skyscraper into a huge pool of CG water with minty crystals floating in it. Then he comes up for air, breathes out, and his breath is like a fog because it’s so cool.”
“How about this? We get a guy, he’s a hunk, right? And we have him wearing a jet pack. He flies it through the sun fast as shit. Then the sun explodes into a million little fragments and he picks one out of the air and puts it in his mouth and chews it.”
“Guy is in a cyberworld, like an updated Lawnmower Man thing. He goes up to a vending machine that’s made all out of holograms. He pushes the hologram buttons and then he gets launched from a hologram cannon through a wall of CG ice. Then the ice turns into 1’s and 0’s and he’s falling through them. The he uses a laser sword made out of blue ice gum laser to cut through a wall, and on the other side of the wall is a hot babe who is wearing a dress made out of laser blue ice gum also. They kiss and then their fucking heads explode into a billion tiny diamonds. Then the diamonds form a mountain and a tiny guy snowboards down the mountain of exploded head diamonds and holds up a pack of gum.”