New Stoplight Additions

Purple:  Illuminated alongside the red light to indicate that the light JUST changed and you ARE going to be late for work.

Orange:  The purpose behind the orange light has been lost to time, but since its implementation creamsicle sales have gone up 97%, so we all decided to just go with it, see what happens.

Indigo: Added as an FYI.  Also has a sign next to it explainaing: “This is what indigo looks like.”

Blue:  Everything’s cool.  Blue is supposed to be calming.  The blue lamp is always illuminated.

Pink:  Actually, that’s the red one.  I just covered it in Bubbilicious because I’m pretty sure that I’ll get to run it at least one time without being in trouble.

Black Arrow:  So pretty much like before there was an arrow, but now we can say there’s an arrow and somehow satisfy that need.

Grey Pedestrian Walking Sign:  Because most of the people I see traveling on foot do not have that healthful glow of the regular guy on there.