Publication of a book of top Kickstarter contributors, including names, addresses, and potential blackmail topics.
A sterilizing lamp to use on the needles that are for lancing my acne. THIS IS FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL.
A werewolf film starring John Goodman and Neumann as unsexy werewolves who have to seduce babes for some reason as part of their werewolfing.
Mr. Piss, the magical device that transforms any liquid into urine in just minutes. Kind of the reverse of that filer thing from Waterworld.
Code patch that would remove Solid Snake from Super Smash Bros. titles. Because seriously, that shit makes no sense and has cost me the satisfaction of revenge fantasies that involve putting a bullet right between Wario’s eyes.