Scenario: You wake up in the hospital after a traumatic head injury that has caused serious memory loss. I, your loyal friend, am there to hand you a sealed diary and say “You told me to give this to you if you ever woke up in the hospital.”
Here are some of the entries.
“Smash the picture frame in the hallway. If there’s nothing in there, it means you’re too late and they already got to it.”
“Your medicines are not to be trusted. Turn them over to Pete immediately.”
“Whenever you go to McDonald’s, you always special order a hamburger with a chicken nugget on top of the beef, inside the bun. Your friends and family find this to be a very endearing quality and would miss it very much if you stopped.”
“Here is a entry link to the admin side of your web site. Your side job is creating erotica that mostly focuses on the drinking of breast milk. As your medical bills are piling up, it would be best if you started posting entries ASAP.”
“There is a photo album you have at home. The album consists entirely of pictures of your own butt, taken by you every month since you were 5 years old. If the album is not on your desk, you will have to assume someone else found it. Try and create a line of questioning that won’t tip anyone off, but that will help you determine who has it.”
“You once hit a man with your car. The man passed away. You never got caught, but you’ve always lived with the fear that one day you will be.”