Worst Places to Discover a Discarded Condom

-Outside of Build-a-Bear

-Dated and bagged inside your father’s freezer.

-Inside the little door on Day 1 of an advent calendar.

-Stuck to your sock after leaving a ball pit.

-Inside a hollowed-out cavern carved through the pages of your grandmother’s yearbook.

-Inside a Requiem for a Dream DVD case.

-Shooting out of a fire extinguisher as you attempt to put out a blaze.

-Forgotten in the pocket of a winter coat.

-Tumbling along with your laundry in the dryer.

-In a metal tray, presented to you by the vet after he removed it from your cat’s tummy.