Party Themes and How They Ended

Mixed Cd Party.
Premise:  10 people come, each making a mixed CD and making 10 copies of said CD.  Everyone exchanges and drinks.
Result:  New CD’s, pass out on futon after testing different gin cucumber limeade recipes.

New Year’s in Berlin
Premise:  Celebrate New Year’s with Champagne in Berlin.
Result:  Shoot cork into middle-aged woman.  Pee on self.

Drinking and Lucero Concert
Premise:  Have a couple, enjoy a show.
Result:  Forget entire show, dance to the sounds of guitar player yelling at people who are fighting, wake up in parking lot, smoking.

4th of July Barbecue
Premise:  BBQ and drinks at friend’s grandfather’s house.
Result:  Walk back to car next morning (1 PM) and find mysterious copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets resting on top of car.

Zombie Movie and Beers
Premise:  Create drinking game wherein each person guesses who dies next.  If you’re wrong, you drink.
Result:  Abandon game almost immediately as the deaths come too far apart.  Stagger home while mentally composing drunken complaint letter to filmmakers.