There’s a farmer who has 6 cows, 4 brown and 2 white. While he’s working in the fields he finds a scrap of paper on the ground. It has something written on it that says, “What is 6 X 4?”
A tugboat driver is making an equilateral triangle using ropes attached to another boat. His wife calls in the middle of it because she wants to ask him what’s 100 – 79.
Jim’s mother had a horrible brain injury. Pretty much everything is fine, but she isn’t good with numbers. So she asks Jim a lot of math problem. Like What is 2 + 11?
Jennie starts a lawnmowing business. She needs about 1 gallon of gas to mow three yards. If Jennie has to mow seventeen yards tomorrow, is there any chance of her having any kind of a childhood, or is she pretty much locked into crap work at this point?