Fruit Bowls

Boy, you know what I would really like to see?  Another painting of a bowl of fucking fruit.

I don’t even get excited by a bowl of fruit in real life, even though I could probably choke down the apple and run around holding the banana like a gun and reciting my favorite lines from Set it Off.

And how is it I’ve seen 400 paintings of bowls of fruit and not 1 Cheetos bag.  That seems just as hard.  There’s crinkle lines, there’s reflective surfaces, there’s a cheetah wearing sneakers and sunglasses.  How about we start challenging ourselves a little, artists?