After seeing some pretty egregious comments on a number of videos, due to the story they did on 60 Minutes about this very topic which may have been broadcasted only in my apartment so don’t bother seeking it out, I would like to offer a few Best Practices when it comes to posting comments on pornographic video clips.
DO add helpful information, such as “That is [woman’s name]” or “That was [name of organ usually located entirely INSIDE the body].”
DO NOT add information that is anti-productive, such as “U R gunna cumz to thissss!”
DO make some attempt to write in an understandable fashion.
DO NOT write the way a 13 year old girl texts: U R soooooo hotttt!!!!
DO feel free to try and wow the rest of us with your knowledge of vintage pornography the way that everyone has an uncle who tries to wow everyone with his ultra-detailed memory for baseball stats…or vintage pornography.
DO NOT use the comments section to try and get information from the people in the video clip, such as name, “digits” or depth of any kind.
DO make comments to your friends, later on, about what you saw.
DO NOT forget to couch it in the “I saw the weirdest thing…” way so that you can always pretend you’re not into the stuff you are into.