Helpful Snowman Top 10 of 2011 Lists

Top 10 Breakdowns in Public

Top 10 Subway Sandwiches Eaten in My Car, in the Parking Lot, at My Work.

Top 10 Disappointments (media category)

Top 10 Disappointments (personal)

Top 10  People I Bothered by Talking About the Shield Like it Was New Despite the Fact That it Aired 10 Years Ago

Top 10 Run-Ins at the Grocery Store That Sounded Much Less Egregious in the Middle of Telling the Story to a Co-Worker

Top 10 Hottest Babes Airbrushed to Shit and Made to Answer the Worst Questions Ever in a Magazine That May Be Composed Entirely of Axe Body Sprays.

Top 10 by Alan Moore is pretty sweet.  Fuck, I’m running out of steam here.

Top 10 Minutes it Took Me To Explore the Idea of Viewing Pornography on My New Smartphone

Top 10  Fans of Helpful Snowman .com.   It’s you guys who really make this happen.  Except for the posting and content creation and all the work parts.  But if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?  Without readers, this turns from amusing web site to bizarre manifesto created on an IBM typewriter.