Ways in Which My Car is Similar to a Concert Venue:
-Has music
-Has been vomited in
-Drinking in it can be extremely costly
-4 hours of use costs around $20
Ways in which my car is superior to a concert venue, none of which make sense because it wasn’t designed to be superior to a concert venue:
-Quality of the acoustics
-Variety of musical acts
-Level of sound control achieved through the use of a single knob
-Amount of body odor