Noon: Dad buys video game for kids.
1 PM: Kids play video game.
2 PM: Gameplay goes something like this:
6 PM: Nightly news
6:08 PM: Nightly news does story about the newest, horrifically violent and disturbing video game to hit the shelves.
6:09 PM: Dad: Hey…isn’t that the game you guys got today.
Son: Uh…it sure looks like it, huh?
10 PM: Dad passes out on couch in the middle of an episode of Star Trek: the Next Generation.