I just heard this again today. When describing a woman’s ass as nice, can we stop saying “She has an ass like a 10 year-old boy”?
What about it is like a ten year-old boy? And why is that remotely desirable?
I don’t know much about the asses of boys, but my suspicion is that they are rarely well-wiped, rarely brought to you by Victoria’s Secret, and rarely appealing in any way.
So let’s stop making the commenting on an ass worse than it already is. Let’s just start saying something like, “She has an ass like a 20-something lady who has a real nice ass.” Something like that. Or at least something closer to that than the one we’ve been working with here.