Flying Ants? Really?

Review of Your Place Coffee:

Coffee:  Good
Service: Good
Atmosphere:  Good, though a little Bible-y
Flying Ants: Present, burrowing into my hair, and dying in combat with my finger.

As if the world of ants wasn’t bad enough, they had to have wings added on?  And why do winged ants never seem to be flying? They’re always walking, but they have this look like, “I could fly whenever I felt like it.  You guys are so fucked.”